A NH resident overheard this morning on the radio: “I really don’t like this new voting schedule. There just isn’t enough time between Iowa and us for us to get some quality face time with the candidates. You know like one on one or small group environments with no more than 100 participants. Instead we’re having to do things like watch TV debates and read the newspapers.”

WTF. Those self-important turds. You mean NH is pissed because they’re a little more LIKE THE REST OF THE COUNTRY?

So tonight the CNN Republican Debate is on… in partnership with YouTube. I think the whole YouTube thing is a grand joke and unfortunately missed the last one with the democrats. What I think is a darn shame though is that the candidates don’t have to answer in the form of YouTube comments. That would have made it awesome instead of just mildly amusing. Here’s what we’re missing:

• Hot Sex -> /watch?v=(Deleted)
• what the heck?
• everyone!!!add me to your friends list!!
• need HIGH ratings to win this contest, please RATE 5 STARS on my latest video entitled “BULLSHIT!!!” (contest entry)