/sigh

We recently started getting the paper (in the interest of satisfying those of you, such as my wife, who cannot allow for any kind of deviation in duration indicated by words like “recently” I will specify: about 6 months. If you take 6 months and compare it to the length of my wife without a paper then in that context, at least in my head, 6 months is “recently”. In case anyone is wondering, the other main phrase that causes similar grief is “the other day”).