A NH resident overheard this morning on the radio: “I really don’t like this new voting schedule. There just isn’t enough time between Iowa and us for us to get some quality face time with the candidates. You know like one on one or small group environments with no more than 100 participants. Instead we’re having to do things like watch TV debates and read the newspapers.”

WTF. Those self-important turds. You mean NH is pissed because they’re a little more LIKE THE REST OF THE COUNTRY?