• Why are there some people that think using hazard blinkers excuses horrible and stupid driving. It doesn’t. Turn them on, be retarded. Go! #
• Oh crap. I broke the zipper on my pants. The bottom 1/4 got caught on my desk drawer and opened. The top is closed but the bottom is open! #
• Overheard: The Government… we pay them taxes… they should fix our problems. #

Then in reply to fancypance who said: I’ve never heard a ringtone and thought “they made a great song choice!!”

The third in the set of 4. Definitely click to enlarge. He knows he’s not allowed to, but oh how he reaches for it.